Then sex in a doctor’s examination room with Barack Obama who couldn’t get it up and was looking over my shoulder at a nurse he found sexier than me.
Then going into my dad’s basement flat to stay the night. Mango stuff Mangoes Mint, Parsley Lime juice Chilli Pomegranate seeds (or whatever)- Mix mango, pomegranate seeds, chilli, mint, parsley, salt, pepper, lime juice.
He's been studying them ever since, and his findings were published Wednesday in the journal PLOS ONE.
Ross has revealed some of the species' weird behaviors before.
) that leaves you wondering just what is the correct safe distance to view this performance from. “Audience Participation” is both abundant and exuberant and all the while the band plays on with its thundering, effects-heavy noise, rich in scratchy guitar and rolling drumbeats.
The diminutive stage at the Lock Tavern can barely contain the quartet as it is, and as their second track begins, the crowd has only seconds to wait before they find out that no part of the venue is safe. This is relentless rocket-fueled, fuzz-laden garage-rock and the crowd clearly enjoy the show and, at times, being being part of the performance!
Can’t guarantee it won’t give you really weird dreams though…
Lev wanted steak but I didn’t fancy a heavy French deal. Sesame Beef – A steak Sesame and olive oil Ginger, Garlic, Sesame seeds Noodles, any Peas, asparagus, sugar snap peas, mange-touts, anything green, spinach leaves, watercress, anything salady.
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Last year, National Geographic reported on the octopus's strange mating ritual.
Most female octopuses are quite aggressive towards males, and most observed mating has involved males performing the task of inserting sperm into the female as quickly (and with as little contact) as possible.
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